Fight Club: The Complete Rules

you do not talk about fight club period.

The Byronic Man

  1. You do not talk about Fight Club
  2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
  3. If someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
  4. Only 2 guys to a fight.
  5. One fight at a time.
  6. No shirt, no shoes.
  7. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
  9. If this is your second time at Fight Club, you have to help clean up at the end of the evening.
  10. You know, it's YOUR fight club, and if you choose not to bring any food... You know, it’s YOUR fight club, and if you choose not to bring any food…

    If this is your third time at Fight Club and you still haven’t brought anything for the potluck table, I mean, it’s not a requirement I guess, but come on, dude.

  11. No making “whoosh” or “pow” sounds to give your punches sound effects. Matrix Club meets down the street.

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Introduction

Hi! So, this is my first day here and it’s kind of weird cuz I’m going to make this my “journal” so… Take it easy will ya? Anyway, I live in Portugal but I wish I could live in the States (OMG that would be awesome). I’m 16 and I’m in High School.

My favorite tv shows are The Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Teen Wolf, AHS and The Walking Dead… I mean I like a lot of shows, but these are my favorite… My favorite movie is The Breakfast Club ( I just love that movie) and I consider myself a movie addict.

I don’t have a particular taste in music but I love Linkin Park, Green Day, Paramore, Coldplay, One Republic and 30STM… Favorite bands. As for favorite artists I don’t have one… I have many, but Beyoncé is my Diva.

 I don’t consider myself girlish because I don’t dress well, don’t wear make-up or neither do I use high heels and stuff… I’m a wallflower, because I’m really shy and I’m not good at making friends so, at school I’m practically invisible. My best friends name’s Sofia and Miranda. I’m going to marry Ian Joseph Somerhalder 😉 and my favorite actress is Emma Watson.

So, I’m going to publish things here everyday, if possible, so that this becomes a real journal… This is all for today, c’ya tomorrow.